Entertainment: This is o hilarious!

> > > Two men were drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State
Building.
> > > One turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I
discovered that
> >if
> > > you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to
the 10th
> > > floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they
carry you
> > > around the building and back into that open window down
there."
> > > The bartender overhears this and just shakes his head in
disapproval
> >while
> > > wiping down the bar.
> > > The second man says, "What, are you, a nut? There is no way
in hell that
> > > could happen!"
> > > The first man says, "No, it's true! Let me prove it to
you." He gets up
> > > from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens
> > > toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high
wind
> >whips
> > > him around the building and back into the 10th floor window,
where he
> >takes
> > > the elevator back up to the bar.
> > > The second man says, "You know, I saw that with my own eyes,
but that
> >must
> > > have been a one-time fluke."
> > > The first man says, "No, it isn't. I'll prove it
again!" And again he
> > > jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th
> > > floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the
open
> >window.
> > > Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
> > > The second man says, "Well, what the hell, it works, I'll
try it." He
> >jumps
> > > over the balcony, lunges downward, and
> > >
> > >
>
>passes...11th...10th...9th...8th...7th...6th...5th...4th...3rd...2nd..1st..

> > > .SPLAT! He hits the sidewalk.
> > > Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says,
"You
> > > know,
> > > Superman, you're a real butthead when you're drunk."