Entertainment: three guys go to heaven...

Ok, so St. Peter is standing at the pearly gates when 3 guys walk up. He stops them and says

"look guys.... were a bit crowded up here so im only going to be able to take the guys that had the worst death."

The guys kinda nod and mumble ok so Peter takes the 1st aside and asks him how he died. The guy takes a deep breath and starts.

"Well... picture this..... for the longest time i thought my wife was cheating on me, so one day i decided to come home a little early and catch her in the act. So i came home and found her in the shower. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find anyone... I was so frustrated i went onto the balcony to take a breather and found a guy hanging there. I got real pissed and started yelling and screaming and beating on his hands but he managed to hang on, so i went inside and got a hammer and started beating on his hands till he fell. I watched and after a moment he started moving again so i went inside and got my refrigerator and threw it on him...... but i felt so bad after i went inside and shot myself...

St. Peter looks shocked but moves over to the second guy

"Well.... picture this..... i was standing on my balcony when i slipped and fell off the edge. I fell a few stories but managed to grab onto one of the balconies under mine. I couldn't believe my luck... but then this guy comes out and starts yelling and screaming and stuff and starts beating on my hands. I manage to hang on but he goes and gets a hammer and i fall off. Fortunately i land in some bushes and aren't too hurt but as soon as i start to move the guy throws his fridge on me."

St. Peter walks away shaking his head and wondering what could possibly be worse when the 3rd guy starts his story

"well.... picture this.... your naked standing in a fridge......."